The visa application form.

Well what can I say!  I knew I did not have enough time, but I thought I'd make a start on the visa application form.  Mmmm perhaps not my best idea today!
Actual form.



Well to get my face to match these dimensions took me all of 30 minutes in the Gimp (like a free Photoshop).  My face ranged from Coco the clown to Ermentrude from the Magic Roundabout.  But I got there in the end!...Well at least I thought I had!
So I uploaded it !  "Out of focus...No face detected" "F**k you, you sadistic software!" Back to the gimp.  Upload.  "Background not white". "Oh come on you a******e!". Back to the gimp.  Upload.  Success!!!
Wiping the spit off the screen, I sat back and admired my work.  "B*****d!"

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