As much use as...

...an umbrella on a motorbike.  Yes, it's China, they have umbrellas on motorbikes!  ...don't ask!
Bigger umbrellas
Nice pink frilly Parisienne ones
...and this most mighty of beasts with two wheels, three legs and one head!

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